i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
unless you experience my penis
I just choked on my food.
that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on
Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?
Ye olde Windows screen savers.
I FEEL OLD
childhood video games
THE FIRST ONE THO FUCKED ME UPSO HARD
I used to be able to accurately predict which way the “camera” in the maze screensaver was going to turn, and got so good at it that there were kids who’d bet their lunch money on my predictions.
I never got a piece of that action though….
THE FISH AND THE PIPES THO
friend makes a vague post and you’re worried it’s about you cause if it was it’d be true
people with “and i probably hate you” in their description
That looks so uncomfortably cramped.
i think this one’s a better angle
I thought they put big stencils down and spray painted over them! This blows my mind!
I thought they were about to do something funny.
my man is a GOD with the rollerbrush
I PUT A BOMB ON HIS FORHEAD HE DONT EVEN GIVE A SHIT
There’s a post about the alligator snapping turtle going around and the guy in the picture has an uncanny resemblance to the sniper.
Silly doofuses xP
FUCIGNGKH I SCROLLED DOWN AND SAW MEDIC AND LOST ALL OF MY SHIT FOREVER
most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later
don’t even talk to me about the ending of portal 2