thesassycat:

sixpenceee:

oh my god

ya’ll are reblogging without the video link and you shouldnt because its great

thesassycat:

sixpenceee:

oh my god

ya’ll are reblogging without the video link and you shouldnt because its great


elitewifi:

finmeister:

MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS

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electricbluetempest:


Are you still in need of entertainment? :)

I could watch this gif for hours.

electricbluetempest:

Are you still in need of entertainment? :)

I could watch this gif for hours.


hope-for-snow:

miundy-foxy:

I was looking at this picture the other day and suddenly I noticed something

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the fucking size of his arms man

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It made me wonder where the shoulder were like

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well nice try cheating with the shoulder pads but you’re still a noodle.
(and I love it that way actually)

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i-dont-have-to-do-boo:

peabodysfedora:

detectivewho:

dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

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I do.

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

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He don’t give a shit.

And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

Yep

What a serious of unnecessary events


mikau:

a hip new dance called “sitting”


urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*


superlesplay:

Long live the king

superlesplay:

Long live the king


mausspace:

fuck summer i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october


Let’s talk about the mouse, the dead one.


evilscientist:

teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!

homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e


tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]


airmanawesome:

rose-j:

systemofadowny:

Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear.

Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot.

Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls is SO HOT.


snorlaxatives:

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks