oh my god
MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS
Are you still in need of entertainment? :)
I could watch this gif for hours.
I was looking at this picture the other day and suddenly I noticed something
the fucking size of his arms man
It made me wonder where the shoulder were like
well nice try cheating with the shoulder pads but you’re still a noodle.
(and I love it that way actually)
guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers?
Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.
He don’t give a shit.
And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu
What a serious of unnecessary events
*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*
fuck summer i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october
Let’s talk about the mouse, the dead one.
teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!
homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e
Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]
Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear.
Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot.
Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls is SO HOT.
7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks